(Woman comes out with a spray bottle and a fish on a leash. every now and then she sprays the fish)

Is your guppy grumpy? Are your tetras tired? Has your sea horse thrown a shoe? In these busy times, we seldom have a chance to give our pets the attention they crave. Oh sure, the little deep sea diver and skeleton that pops out of the treasure chest are cute, but don't you think it gets a little old after a while? That's why you should call us...Fishwalkers. Our staff of highly trained professionals can give your aquatic pals an opportunity to get out and enjoy the fresh air and sun as well as the much needed interaction with other fish. We'll even come over and drop in a fighting fish just so they'll get a much needed workout. So let us take care of your neglected goldfish, guppy or neon tetra and give them the consideration they deserve. Call Fishwalkers today. It's more fun than a barrel of sea monkeys!